unstoppable granny shagger

An unstoppable granny shagger is someone who likes sex with women so much that he would go so far as to having sex with lots of grannies or grandmas, in order to fulfill his sexual needs.

Mate, you are an unstoppable granny shagger. WTF

by Londonerwithsparetime May 17, 2017

Your granny tranny

If u ever get jumped or if you're in a roast battle and you have no way out, use this phrase: Your Granny Tranny.
This will straight up lifen't your opps and make you free. Here an example:

Cornelius walking on a sunday afternoon:
Jamal and his homies: Yo wassgud lil nigga run yo shit or we'll take it
Cornelius:Go away or i will end y'all right now.
Jamal and his homies laughing: What you gon' do? Kiss yo cousin?
Cornelius:Your granny tranny
Jamal: (Fucking dies and his homies become homosexual for eternity)

by FaggotNamedLePage November 5, 2019

ur granny tranny

an insult even worse than ur dad gay. Do not use this unless you want your opponents to die

Jake: why the fuck did you piss on my car?
Me: ur granny tranny
Jake: *explodes*

by RubenFL March 10, 2018

ur granny tranny

The only insult that can be used against u dad lesbian and u mom gay combined. It cannot be countered by a no u, and each time it is said, the sun moves closer to Earth by one mile.

Carl: u mom gay and u dad lesbian!
Joe: Don't make me do it.
Carl: Do it pussy
Joe: Ur Granny Tranny
*Carl spontaneously combusts; sun engulfs Mercury*

by Tempestrio March 20, 2018

Super Freaky Granny

A word to describe Nicki Minaj who is a female rapper who is a gatekeeper, doesn’t act her age, and is very hateful.

“Why is Super Freaky Granny hating on someone 10 years younger than her?”

“Why is super freaky granny trying to act like like she’s 19?”

by TheRealTruthfulOne October 24, 2022

Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021

Gunny Granny Rock

A country dance done by Beatrice Middleton. Most notably done to 'Hillbilly Rock' by Marty Stuart. Its a fun dance and is also a wonderful pre-game warm up exercise. Its also used as a celebration dance when Beatrice's teams win. So if you want some fun that keeps ticking like a clock, do a crazy thing called the Gunny Granny Rock!

Beatrice: Hey kids, you want to learn the Gunny Granny Rock? Its fun!

Diego: Sure! But what's a Gunny Granny Rock?

Wilson: Yeah, what you talkin' about Coach Beatrice?

Beatrice: Here, let me show you. (She turns on 'Hillbilly Rock') You just imitate the movements of the song. Its easy. (She starts dancing with them)

Diego: You're right, this is fun! I love it.

Beatrice: I knew you would. This is crazy. Its the Gunny Granny Rock beating with the drum. Its as quick as shooting from a gun. You'll love it.

Diego and Wilson: Nice! Crazy as a clock, we love it when you do the Gunny Granny Rock. Cause after all a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!

Beatrice: Right on! (she high fives Wilson and Diego)

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 12, 2012