let's eat grandma

An instance where the lack of a comma completely changes the meaning of a sentence.

Oh man, I forgot to write a comma, and now the meaning of the sentence has completely changed. This is a let's eat grandma moment.

by ...EyeSock... September 10, 2020

Skyping with Grandma

Masturbating, jacking off. a term used at military academies since theres not much female companionship and normally college students don't Skype with their grandparents.

Steve: Where's Joe been all this time?
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me

by steelerdan October 28, 2011

Sassy Fat Black Grandma

The nicest, warmest, gentlest race of person there is. They cook well, dance well, and always have a story to share. Sure their rack is down to their knees, but they will always be there for you.

"I watched big momma's house 2 yesterday"

"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"

by LaRhondrisha January 5, 2010

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

I Am Your Grandma

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.

That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.

by kafaboy June 9, 2011

Pulling a Grandma

The act of losing at billiards (pool) repeatatively by hitting the 8 ball in at the wrong time.

Dude, I keep pulling a grandma.. I'm going to lose so much money if I keep this up.

by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009