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GOON SQUAD

A group of goofy teenage boys who spend their lives dedicated to having a good time. You’ll never seen a goon alone; they’re always together - whether it’s an In-N-Out or outside of Target! They are always having a dumb litty time playing Fortnite or GTA.
Oh my God! Look it’s a goon!” “Hey, look, a goon.” “Ew, a goon! BLEH.” “Aah, go the other way, the goon squad is coming.”
by Septembersixth June 9, 2018
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Blue goons

Police, cops, feds etc. Goons meaning idiots or disliked people, and blue from the colour of their uniform and sirens
Jokes blud, I just saw bare blue goons go past
by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005
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goon centurian

When you consume a shot of ragingly cheap cask wine (goon) every minute for 100 minutes in an epic race to drunkenness.
"Dude, Blake's in the toilet blowing chunks and Christian just spewed all over the bouncer. I think it's from their game of goon centurian earlier."
by glutiouscrapsimus April 20, 2010
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Goon Squad

A group of handsome young men who run Rockford Lutheran like its their bitch. They are generally known as the kids who go hard all the time.
Hey, did you see the Squad?

Yeah they are a bunch of goons.

I wish I could be a member of the Goon Squad.

No you don't.
by Hardassmothafucka December 29, 2011
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Goon Squad

A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. You dont fuck with the goon squad unless you want to die. Goon squad consists of the following members: Baraa, Ismael, Areeb, Farzan, Ibrahim and Faizan. The top 3 are the leaders and are part of a group known as the Teckatrons. The other three (Farzan, Ibrahim and Faizan) are minor goons. Goon Squad is a invite only group.

Goon Squad Logo can be made by making C's with your hands and interlocking them.
Watch out, here comes the Goon Squad.
by AnonSourceFromWhiteOaks November 26, 2013
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gooning it up

The act of spending money on cheap wine (usually in cask form) by a group to get intoxicated quickly.
Agnas
"We only got $10AUD and we wanna get drunk tonight, what should we do?

Mortimer
"I say that we should be gooning it up my friend"
by TROYum May 7, 2005
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goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.
i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.
by Raven January 23, 2004
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