Gold Digger

A person who only loves you for your money. Will act like they love you at first, but then at night, when you're sleep, they take your money, and buy lots of stuff for themselves. Will spoil their child, so that they can be gold diggers.

Linda: Who are you?

Steve: I'm Steve, want to go out?

Linda: Ew, not with you. You have a grey hoodie, purple pants, regular shoes, and brown hair.

Steve:MK

(Steve then gets in premium diamond car)

Linda: OOOOH, NOW I WANNA DATE YOU

Steve: GO AWAY GOLD DIGGER!

by SteveCrafts2k November 28, 2018

Gold Packets

Another word for condoms

Hey I have gold packets.....you wanna Fuck Me???

by jdoooggg12333 October 8, 2009

nulls gold

When you're camping/hiking for a few days and your poop is golden from the trail food

Sarah: Did you notice anything weird about your poop?
Dave: Yeah, I had some nice nulls gold this morning!

by *sucksteeth* March 26, 2011

Gold digger

My ex wife

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.

by Pussahy November 19, 2021

Gold Statue

You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them.

I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue!

by kcVIP December 23, 2008

Ben Goldings

Ben Goldings, usually a fat retard who preys on the weak to get attention from cooler people

Uch, what a Ben Goldings asshole!

by IIIIIIIoufbeJ September 27, 2017

Gold Digger

A young beautiful woman who marries any man who has money whether she actually likes him or not.

"She can't marry my dad! She's a gold digger!"

by Cicicelinaas August 25, 2019