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A small pp person with -0 brain cells and sounds like a woman
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Glitch

A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".
Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."
by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020
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Glitch

Welp uh glitch.
Who’s glitch?
Uh

Idk.

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Any ways glitch is uh a person who is stupid and will probably commit cannibalism or murder someday X3 and they kin nagitoe cockichi kinky inky/ ink sans and error sans omg he’s so fucking hot ANYWAYS they also kin miu with there horny ass AND gamzee
Uh idfk glitch says error sans is fucking hot 100%
by Glitch is a twink December 23, 2020
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Glitch

An ancient being, recently revealing himself to YouTube furry community. He is the master of jars, the lord of cum, and the most powerfull yiffer in the world, if not in any universe existing.
A: All hail the glitch!

B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!
by Opso Opos February 3, 2021
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gotcha gimme

When a company gives customers' personal information to the government.
Jen: What the fuck? Apparently Bank of America gave my credit card purchase records to the FBI last month!
Mike: BFD, it's just a gotcha gimme, you've got nothing to hide.
Jen: What? I feel violated. Can they really do that?
Mike: I know that AT&T gave Devin Nunes's phone records to Adam Schiff a year or so ago. Really fucked his shit up too.
Jen: It doesn't seem right that the companies can just give our personal information to the government.
Mike: You've got nothing to hide, so don't fret about it.
Jen: I don't like companies giving out my shit and I don't like the government digging through it!
by geekmalone February 5, 2021
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Glitch

An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends
Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
by Wörd güy March 27, 2021
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Glitch

A person who is dangerously out of a norm, and a "glitch" to society. This can be applied to individuals who are pedophiles, rapists, or there to just cause trouble.
"Dude, you saw what he was doing at the party last night right?"

"Yea, he was hitting on those underage girls. What a glitch."
by MrTalksALot April 26, 2021
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