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Pussy goggles

The term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an orgasm. As she's squirting, the guy goes close to the pussy and gets it all over his eyes. The guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.
Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.
by Čârtêr August 30, 2014
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SAC Goggles

When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.
"Damn I'd fuck that chick over there!"
"Dude, shes ugly as fuck! You def. have SAC goggles."
by SAC co September 6, 2011
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Pig Goggles

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.
Check out that chick!

Nah man you cant see past those pig goggles
by allstars1981 October 8, 2007
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Dick Goggles

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.
In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit
by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018
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Ginger Goggles

Somwhat akin to the notorious Arabian Goggles but preformed by our soul-less counterparts the ginger, the act is preformed by the said soul less ginger placing his ginger unshaven ball sack over a willing (or even un willing is sleep is a factor) partners eyes whilst preforming a sexual act from behind there head.
haha did you see charlie? that motherfucker passed out so nick the soul less cunt flopped his ginger balls right onto that poor pricks eyes and ginger goggles him!
by lolcawkzginger April 20, 2011
mugGet the Ginger Gogglesmug.

mcu goggles

like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is
“amanda thinks paul bettany is so hot after watching wandavision”

“she just has mcu goggles
by mpxm14 May 8, 2021
mugGet the mcu gogglesmug.

iranian goggles

reverse oral position when your nuts rest on her eyes while giving you head
by T Diddy June 11, 2006
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