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Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Gnomesmug.

Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
mugGet the Jewish gnomemug.

Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.
I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.
by Cat on the Hat March 14, 2011
mugGet the Gnome(niss)mug.

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
mugGet the Grass Gnomesmug.

Mooning gnome

Mooning gnome is an image, or collection of images, used on Facebook to warn users that a group is without an active admin and therefore has gone downhill and has no quality anymore. In the worst case the group is taken over by scammers and/or spammers. The image is placed ant there is no admin to remove it.
I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
by DaanWebstra September 22, 2021
mugGet the Mooning gnomemug.

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
mugGet the Grass Gnomesmug.

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
mugGet the Pants Gnomesmug.

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