20 minute guitar solo 

When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.

Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."

20 minute guitar solo by wifeofashlong February 27, 2019

Guitar Hero 

DDR for your fingers. Has spawned an obsession over the entire country. 15 year olds who have never touched a real guitar consider it to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Guitar Hero is overrated.

Guitar Hero by dasu dasu spinning flip etc December 9, 2008

guitar 

An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.

guitar by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Guitar 

A six stringed instrument often using nylon or steel strings. The instrument is also seen in 7 or 12 string models, hollow or solid and is adorned by 2 or possibly three pick-ups that help produce the sound.

I have purchased a brand new guitar.

Guitar by Slice January 29, 2003

guitard 

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

guitard by guitard November 24, 2009

Guitar Center 

a great guitar store where IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD INSTRUMENTS,you can find extremely good gear for an extremely low price, all a place to showcase your stuff and jam w/ random people.

Because most people suck at guitar and dont take their time to do some research, they feel like they got ripped off by guitar center.
Too many poeple think muscians friend is guitar center

Guitar Center by Simply a man October 11, 2006

Guitar String

The line of the joining skin down the underside of a penis that loosely resembles a guitar string when the penis is erect.
Possibly where a vagina is meant to sprout at some stage in the embrionic cycle, but decides to be a cock instead.

I'm not putting a picture of a cock.. Look it up yourself, weirdo. Guitar String

Guitar String by Scientologist #377003781401 December 4, 2009