cunt grease 

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

cunt grease by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

Tingle Grease 

Any form of sexual jelly aka lubricant that is designed to warm or stimulate the genitals upon application or during coitus.

Tina couldn't wait to get home from work and use her new vibrator that arrived in the mail. She planned to enhance the experience by slathering it up with some Tingle Grease.

Tingle Grease by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

elbow grease 

The idea that one is working hard or could be working hard by putting all their effort into the job at hand.

That nacho cheese pot was so burnt on I had to put some real elbow grease into cleaning it.

elbow grease by Sha November 11, 2003

Love peace and chicken grease 

Love peace and chicken grease: A way of saying goodbye with fondness...and the hope that the other person's day goes smoothly and with flavor, like chicken grease.

See you later. Love peace and chicken grease, bruh.

Love peace and chicken grease by Sue Dawn Neem June 19, 2021

sphincter grease 

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.

I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease

sphincter grease by Def Batface April 9, 2009

no grease 

a threat in prison that is effective under most circumstances.
It refers to anal rape, and when one says "no grease," or "I'ma hit you with no grease," this means that they do not intend to use any sort of lubrication during the anal rape. One of the scaries things someone can say to you in jail.

"Bitch you better toss my salad before i hit you with no grease!"

no grease by J-ho's pimp August 20, 2006