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Gorilla Girl

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–verb (used without object)
1. Name for a pug nosed turkey smuggler goth freak usually very angry and antisocial with a hunchback that only other gorilla girls like. They smell bad, wear chains, black clothing containing Marylin Manson(A.K.A worst musician in the world) They have names along the lines of Mouya(wtf?), (M)Angela, and often times have manly hair cuts that look like some type of momop(mohawk+mop)that magically changes color every day. Experts believe this occurs from dark angry chemicals stored in their hunchback that make them depressed and emotional. Direct contact may cause death, diarrhea from the mouth, extreme blood vomiting, re-emergence of the umbilical cord from the anus, and eye shadow. After 24 hours you will be tempted to go to Hot Topic(Year round Halloween store) and make a purchase of chains, baggy pants, and a hunch back will grow.

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There is an outbreak of these "Gorilla Girls" at schools across America. Please use caution whilst proceeding into schools. Ex. Granby
by Beth Dunn June 18, 2008
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Gorilla Punch

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When a male shaves his pubies before getting his peepee sucked by a girl. as the male "ejaculates" on the female's face, he throws his shaved pubies at her face making her look like a gorilla, hence the name "gorilla punch".
Yo john the other day sally was givin' me a blow j, and as i was coming on her face i gorilla punched that stank ass hoe. that bitch looked like a fuckin silverback.
by Lou Stoulz April 1, 2009
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Gorilla Fist

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;The Buldging lump located in the crotch of a human male that is visibly similar in appearance to the silverback Gorilla's Fist which is capable of delivering unbelievably powerful blows to watever it comes into contact with and certainly ruins any office it penetrates leaving it gaping so wide echos can be heard and no known cases have reported recovering wat so ever, or the male version of the Camel Toe!
Sally: OMG Sammy Look at the Gorilla Fist on that S.O.B.!
Sammy: DAMNNN, My Camel Toe & I are going to challenge him & his Gorilla Fist to a thumb wrestling tournament so get outta my way You fu*#%n Cow!
by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017
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gorilla biscuits

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really really fat and ugly usually a dike somewhat resembling a gorilla.
"she had a job at the cake shop,they used to push her face in the dough to make gorilla biscuits"
by doreeh baybeh February 1, 2010
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Gorilla Fist

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When in the act of having sex(usually doggy style) and the male punches the girl in the back of the head.
Person 1: My head really hurts.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I got gorilla fisted!
by Dejuan Shelton December 4, 2010
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The white cream on your dick when you fuck a black girl.
The gorilla glue held me in so tight I couldn't pull out.
by Verpoody January 28, 2017
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Gorilla Heffer Pig

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A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.
by Doglet August 27, 2010
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