Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have

"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."

by limdiforreal December 9, 2024

Fred North

Verb.

To be at spiritual one with your helicopter, to be impervious to the laws of physics as pertains to rotorcraft operations.

Prior to autorotation, Steve yelled, “I’m going to Fred North this one baby”.

by Franky007 April 7, 2024

Fred

Very Fucking hot, and hot, and hot and cool and popular. Has many friends.

"Wow Fred is so hot"
"I agree"

by extreemely cool November 8, 2021

Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡

"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"

by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021

Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum

Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer

by Planet Rob June 16, 2017

fred..weasleyswifeig

fred..weasleyswifeig is an old shifttok creator who stopped posting and deleted all their fricking content. i’m pissed about it jay. give us some content ok?

Me: fred..weasleyswifeig should post
Jay: no
me: *cry*

by deadrics..wifeylolzies July 18, 2021

fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024