by Bejuled Asshole November 19, 2020
When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017
That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017
Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers
by Anglomachican August 02, 2014
When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer
Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way
Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
No way
Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
by Digilo July 18, 2019
by Groovintunes March 23, 2011
Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
by jdubya22 October 03, 2022