FattyBratty

A larger built male with a bad temperament prone to complaining and throwing fatty temper tantrums.

E: How nice is this beach? White sand and blue seas, I’m in heaven...

FattyBratty: Ohh this is awful, there’s sand all over my feet, my head is hot, the suns too bright, my eyes are ouchy

E: Can’t you enjoy anything?

FattyBratty: Well normally yes but I’m hungry as well now and my belly is making weird noises and it’s still too hot here...

by Chef Pig April 20, 2018

fistymusch

Someone so ugly, their face looks like it's been fisted.

"Fucking hell Dave, your new missus has got a right Fistymusch on her"

by Clarky1979 April 22, 2018

Fattynomics

The study of Fatty boy's and all things fatty, Opposite of Skinnynomics

"I have a degree in Fattynomics"

"Y'all uneducated folks know nothin bout' Fattynomics shame on you"

by JohnDoe2010101 June 25, 2018

Fattyeater

A very large fat person at the top of the food chain and hierarchy. They need to eat a lot of food, so they tend to eat other fat people so they can live. They are very dangerous, they can be found at walmart, water parks, public shower rooms and mcdonalds. They fight for food, and usually the winner eats the loser. Fateaters can be up to 8 feet tall and are at least 500 pounds, we do not yet know their maximum weight. They can attack by crushing others with their weight, they also bite, and some can swallow you whole.

Oh shit dude thats a big Fattyeater!
There's another one!
Shit, they are fighting, that one just swallowed the other one whole!
The Fattyeater really is a dangerous species.
Ah shit it saw us!
Run!
It's rolling!
It's catching up!
Ahhhh! It's eating me!
Rip bob

by fattyeater August 20, 2018

Fatty Taint Syndrome

Fatty Taint Syndrome, or FTS, is an age related condition which causes the taint to become chaffed and irritated due to physical exertion. FTS shouldn’t be confused with Drooping Balls Syndrome, or DPS, which is caused from the gravitational effect on the scrotum and testicles of aging men, and results in painful episodes of sitting on one’s own balls.

My friend volunteered to referee some basketball games for the Special Olympics and had to be assisted to his car due to extreme pain in his taint. Upon close examination by his Fantasy Football team doctor from the League of Idiots, he was quickly diagnosed with Fatty Taint Syndrome. It sucks getting old with a fatty taint.

by DC Da Monkey March 3, 2019

fatty chaz

the fattet gay boi round he likes snowing everywhere with his flaky skin

you better watch out for that fatty chaz he finger ur ass pretty hard

RIP XXXtenacionXXX

by the realist out here November 5, 2019

fetty fit

When your chick decides fentanyl is what she loves, dedicates her life to it, and now when she don't have it she isn't just throwing a fit, she's throwing a break everything in your house, sell everything, and suck any dick type of fit, a fetty fit.

Go cuddy with the guy down the road who can afford to pay for what you love and after you get over your fetty fit, come back here so I can lock you down in my trailer. I can't afford your fetty fits!

by TS Jessie Cox 8 August 28, 2020