E: How nice is this beach? White sand and blue seas, I’m in heaven...

FattyBratty: Ohh this is awful, there’s sand all over my feet, my head is hot, the suns too bright, my eyes are ouchy

E: Can’t you enjoy anything?

FattyBratty: Well normally yes but I’m hungry as well now and my belly is making weird noises and it’s still too hot here...