fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.

Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!

by FecalFun12345 November 18, 2015

Felamandingdong

A long line between your legs that is 8 inches or bigger

Im gone give her that felamandingdong

by Deyon 56 September 8, 2016

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016

fecacardia

shit-heart; when one's heart is full of shit

You're so full of shit, you have fecacardia.

by jennybutt May 26, 2016

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

fecalingus

When your munchin carpet and she shits on your chin.

We performed the act of Fecalingus.

by XxTReeBLaZeRxX June 19, 2017