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Family Zone

The family zone is similar to the friend zone in that it puts you in a position where a partner isn't interested in romantic interaction because of your role in their life. Being in the family zone means that the person doesn't want to sleep with you because you are a blood relative (like a brother or a daughter).
Meanwhile in Alabama...
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!

Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.

Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!
by Cocaine-cola January 15, 2020
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Yosha family

A legendary line of epic gamers starting with the of yosha and adding 9 every since they also Suck dick
by Taylordboss956 May 8, 2019
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family guy

greatest animated show ever. cancelled by fox but revived years later through the tireless efforts of fans. it is now a top rated show on sundays and a best selling dvd. it has also become a popular site to steal jokes from and pretend they're your own.
by sam james August 26, 2005
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Family dick

A dick that appeals to the WASPy women of America; a family friendly event; a dick you can start a family with
Theodore is a total catch, he has that family dick.
by Pepeespinoza May 17, 2016
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Virtual family

The improved version of your family where you get to choose its members.
Consists of:

The wise sage (the wisest and generally most sensible of the family)

The Psychotic Fairy (the fiercest of all the family. Cute when in a good mood)

The Cyborg Chippy (ever want a sensible conversation - don't speak to Chippy. Forever clearing up after the Atomic Fairy)

The Big Fairy (Big and fluffy. Likes to sleep with teddy bears)

The Odi (Patience of a saint as has to look after Atomic fairy. Loves food. Man's best friend)

The Atomic fairy (Causes massive chaos. Likes to party (all the time). Hobbies include collecting other people's lighters and sleeping. Allergic to housework)

The Baby fairy (The youngest of the family. Has long blonde hair and likes to lead the Atomic fairy astray)
by Big Fairy November 25, 2003
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Darkest family

The darkest family on the internet!
Friend: “hey you wanna hangout tonight?”

Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”
by Darkestfamilyharley May 11, 2018
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The Waldo Family

The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.
Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"

Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"

Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"
by AkBeast August 10, 2019
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