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Chewonki Foundation

An incredible program in Wiscasset Maine which educates students about wildlife and the environment. There is also a program run by Chewonki for high school juniors for a semester. The semester program brings about 35 juniors from around the country to a tight-knit community in which one lives in cabins and learns about everything environmental and anything which will make life better and more fun. A highly recommended program found at www.chewonki.org
I was at chewonki last semester for the Maine Coast Semester.
by Wallrat February 28, 2005
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fondled

the autocorrected version of "donesies"
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Band camp is totally fondled, guys!
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Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark
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Whitgift foundation

A money-sucking organisation, hiding under the guise of being a charity in order to evade taxes. Owns three schools and charges extortionate tuition fees.
These schools are:

Whitgift School - the first and worst of the set. Just to give you an idea, they have a bird aviary and peacocks wandering in the grounds, enough said.

Trinity School of St John Whitgift - The Whitgift School's little brother, fortunately less prolific in arrogant rich bastards but they still dwell there occasionally, unfortunately much less well funded as all of the money is diverted to the above.

Old Palace School - A recent acquisition, formerly its inhabitants however notoriously ugly were quite sensible, however they have subsequently become more arrogant under the corrupting influence of the tyrannical Whitgift Foundation.

Note: St John Whitgift
Founder of the foundation, 'Saint' John was a miserly rich bastard of a priest who realised he was a total wanker on his deathbed and donated all his money to charity, conveniently just before it all became entirely useless to him.

Note II: In general under the christian church giving money to poor people is a sure ticket into heaven, whether this is a genuine act of kindness or a last ditch attempt to save ones pathetic soul.
"Oh, really corking to see you old chap, I went to Whitgift don't you know?"
by The bringer of truth February 23, 2005
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foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.
Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.
by Richard Black October 10, 2005
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fondle

to toy with in a sexual manner
would you like to fondle my bussoms
by allyson November 13, 2002
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Foundered On

(Verb) A phrase that was popular during the 20th century that means to be tired of or burn out on.
We went to the movies every weekend; we were completely foundered on it.

She was foundered on her 4 hour commute from her house to work each day.
by OlFashioned November 13, 2013
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