When you take aim and shit at a distance, shooting the feces out of your ass and toward a predetermined target.
by rubberman August 29, 2008
When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 28, 2020
by The Rumor May 02, 2008
by F.Vickers August 12, 2003
After taking the girl's nose ring out, finish in her mouth after receiving oral, then tickle the young lady creating a geyser-like eruption out of the side of her nose, similar to Old Faithful.
Redface observed the magical beauty of the impressive spray that came out of Kelly's nose when he gave her an Old Faithful.
by Red Face November 08, 2007
a really boring show about some sisters owning a catering bussniess and raiseing kids or something and fucking each other
by lowwww February 22, 2008
Faiths are evil. They will take everything and you have to be smarter then them to get revenge. They will turn all against you. You will wait and wait until the end and it won’t come. So you will try, for a second time to destroy them.
Because faiths play dirty. They won’t fabricate , they’ll only tell the truth which is somehow worst.
They are nasty, whiny, potentially friendless bitches. They are good at getting into fights with their friends. They suck. They are the fucking worst.
If you ever incounter one, don’t hesitate to be extremely mean to them. Be as cruel as possible and show them that you can’t be hatched against.
They will plan plans, and they will fucking go through with them.
Because faiths play dirty. They won’t fabricate , they’ll only tell the truth which is somehow worst.
They are nasty, whiny, potentially friendless bitches. They are good at getting into fights with their friends. They suck. They are the fucking worst.
If you ever incounter one, don’t hesitate to be extremely mean to them. Be as cruel as possible and show them that you can’t be hatched against.
They will plan plans, and they will fucking go through with them.
by Bakuhoeeeeey is amazing July 14, 2019