Evidence

What evidence do you have that I did what I just did?

Some guy "Oy guvnah weah is yo evidunce?"

Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"

Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

evie

evie is a basic bitch who is very disturbing and also not the best at tennis for some reason she gets lucky and finds her man even though he is twice as better looking then her. she has mixed parents but is more revolved around the white side and if she gets into fights she is not the best with the final outcome her friends are the best thing about her and she has always been jealous of her white friend as they were always better looking then her ( baso she is a basic evie who watching love island and plays a tennis as she has nothing better to do) and also she has a person called Dave in her family

evie is just a second set in maths try hard and is not that good a football even though she practices at lunch time

by davesmith123 July 22, 2018

Epileptic Wank

Where you super glue your cock to your hand in the wanking position and then have an epileptic fit, causing you to shake vigorously and therefore, Orgasm and discharging. There is a danger of pulling off your cock but the pleasure is worth it. (Can also be done with women)

Person 1: WTF IS HE DOING MATE
Person 2: Having an epileptic wank
Person 3: Looks fun

by JACKDURRRRR December 9, 2012

Evie

An Evie is someone who smells like they’ve cacked their pants.They think fake tan is a personality trait and LOVE being orange. Evie is not funny in the slightest and acts like she has problems.she never shuts her gob and it’s really annoying like just shut up hoe.Evie needs to stop leaving stinkers in form cause it makes me feel genuinely sick,you need to detox your fucking bowel hunny ya farts smell rotten<3

That smack head i seen in Blackpool stank!deffo an Evie that.

by Tildog October 20, 2020

Penile Epilepsy

The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.

Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Evie

Wow, Evie What a great name for a twat. We all love Evie she’s so fake it’s unreal.

Commonly seen on a unicorn because for blood though, it’s stains!

Wow Evie why is there blood trails??

by Unknown dudes December 24, 2018

epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

penis

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

by b-man68 January 6, 2010