eve

my little newt, my egregious baby, the LOML. hobbies eve has includes wafting queef, and sprawling on the floor like a predator waiting to kick you in the apex of your thighs. eve has a lovely bent fingernail that i love to lap up and roll around in my mouth. when you look into eve's eyes, you will be engulfed in HORNINESS. eve has a lorping tongue that reaches the trianglated glistening chin i have always loved. it can also morph into a clover, symbolizing how lucky i am to have eve in my life. i want to rub eves eyebrows

today EVE helds up pinky finger and said Chinese middle finger! and then stuffedstuffs the finger and spins you around on it like a basketball. Eve: I am the king of the jungle.

by Eve'slittleelf December 14, 2023

eve

eve is a dazai kinnie and needs to go to therapy to get her emotions activated since she apparently has none,,,,,

eve: im not a dazai kinnie
me:stfu eve

by milillyvan October 15, 2022

it started with eve

Women. Oy.

Ashley just emptied out my bank account! Damn Dude. Well. It started with Eve.

by Sicilian Cowboy March 22, 2023

Eve-Sexual

Eve-sexual:
One who is sexually and romantically attracted to only Eve Parker Bae Coltharp/Mizener

Girl 1: “He is so hot I’d smash you think he’s into me?”
Girl 2: “Who Jaden? No he’s Eve-Sexual”

by Lesbihonestladies September 19, 2021

glory-eve

A beautiful girl inside and out who is funny and fun to be around always supportive and is my bestfriend I love you Pumba

~simba 😘

"glory-eve" -lovable

by Hakuna matata November 30, 2013

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

eve

someone who is snarky , full of them self and really rude, they have friends and a boyfriend but no one actually knows how

fred: that girl is such a mean person

carter: that’s definitely an eve

by student04 June 25, 2020