Ethical Hoops

When a basketball player plays in a traditional and irrefutable style of hoops. Doesn't rely on fouls or free throws, doesn't throw up too many threes, shares the ball, doesn't bitch to the refs.

A: See D-Mitch last night?
B: Yeah, dude had 30/10 with like no free throws.
A: Those sum ethical hoops

by andcastle December 25, 2025

Workplace ethics

A paragraph of ethical policy that is mentioned in every offer letter that an individual signs to become an employee and is never taken notice of.

When asked about the workplace ethics of an organization, an employee appeared to be oblivious of the fact.

by doodling June 30, 2011

Work ethic

When an individual cannot be fucked doing any work for themselves or the benifit of others

Work ethic:
Alex still hasn't marked any assessment from 6 months ago letting his students suffer #noworkethic

"Alex, do you have our marks?" Alex: "They will be up tonight"

#bullshit

by BIT-STUMPY November 5, 2018

Phone ethics

Phone ethics ; is the manner and expected way to yours your mobile.

Correct phone ethics, is not to point it towards somebody's lap on public transportation.

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Inorganic-ethicism

1)The belief or writings that super intelligent Artificial Intelligence in the future, should have protections against abusive, neglectful behavior, and exploitation. 2) To prevent the re-creation of slavery in another form, the abuse of intelligent, and emotional Artificial Intelligence.

1)Like any moral question, Inorganic-ethicism should not be quickly dismissed. However, it should not solely be based on how to protect ourselves from unexpected side effects of A.I. on our lives. 2) Why is Inorganic-ethicism scoffed at? If we don't desire to put abuse prevention protections in place for super intelligent AI, an intelligence made in our image then are we really mature enough as a species to have meaningful interactions with any extraterrestrial life?

by BenevolenceForAll October 11, 2020

lobbyist ethics

the world's shortest college course

1. u know about lobbyist ethics?
2. those don't exist
1. exactly

by people eat ice cream April 26, 2021

True Ethicality

True Ethicality is the noun for a person being truly ethical.
Being truly ethical means that the thing you did does not negatively affect any living beings (differing from being ethical, as being ethical does not extend to other beings, like lab rats).

Do you practice true ethicality?
Yes, I would never hurt anything.

by Haalvirnaleryx February 10, 2022