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Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.
Ethan hates us he never replies
by He's July 12, 2017
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ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)
person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan
by Ilove food November 10, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is the best!
by Fofinha February 8, 2020
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Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes
Person 1: "Ethan is so sweet"

His gf: "BACK OFF HES MINE"
by 6dhs August 20, 2019
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Ethan

A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.
“Bro where’s Ethan at, I need my daily head.”
by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019
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Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.
Always love Ethan”
by Abusj May 16, 2020
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Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!

2nd friend: Who are you talking to?

1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.

2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.

- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
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