Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan

A dumb ass niger with a small ass ant cock that loves a horse cock shoved in his penis. He has Down syndrome and chicken bones that he shoves up his Ass

That bitch is such an Ethan

by Tag_Chenson February 20, 2019

ethan

kind of gay but nice. needs to get breath hole or will die.

dick:is that ethan
gayboi:ya

by nohomo1023 February 21, 2019

ETHAN

he is the most gay boy in all of existence and is fun to bully and is the realdudecool

yeet he is the gay like ethan

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019

Ethan

A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.

Ethan is good at maths

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019

Ethan

An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.

Ethan, I hate you.

by actualslut222 March 2, 2019