erectorious

1. An event so great in magnitude as to cause an erection.
2. having or possessing an elated feeling which could cause an erection.

1. That concert last night was erectorious.
2. She's so erectorious.

by D money^3 December 20, 2008

erectastic

A word used to describe some kind of event, place, object, person, and so on that gives you a fantastic erection.

The view up here is erectastic.
That babe on the porn I watched last night was erectastic, I mean my boner could take down a bus!

by PenisSuperhero January 15, 2009

erectificationology study

the study of how to give your self and erection (boy or girl)

bubbles showed PIMP DAWG erectificationology study.

by AHHHHHHHHHH SHEEEEt November 27, 2009

erector scale

another term used to describe the scale by which hot women are measured. The scale ranges from 1 to 10 and women are given higher numbers depending on thier ability to induce an erectile response in males merely by being in the room.

Bro 1: "dude check out that chick, she scores at least a nine on the erector scale!"

Bro 2: "Gross dude, she's barely a five."

by anni non December 14, 2010

erejection

erejection (n.)

When the ability to urinate is compromised by an erection. The most common situation is waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but your erection rejects the ability to urinate and, if well-endowed, perhaps even the ability to seat yourself on the toilet.

guy1: "no i didnt sleep well. i woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and had to just wait there for what seemed like forever for my erection to go away."

guy2: "sounds like a classic case of erejection. you couldn't just sit down?"

guy1: "no, my penis is too big."

guy2: "thats not what jenny said..."

by cb061289 March 23, 2011

erectus nipperosis

The condition of nipples being erect and protruding from clothing.

That girl has a serious case of erectus nipperosis.

by Father Nature August 15, 2012

Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.

"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"

by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013