Emeraude

A green human jewel. usally likes to eat chicken.

yo, i wanna get an Emeraude for my birthday.

are you sure, she's huge, and she'll eat your chicken.

by wooopah. May 7, 2008

emergicle

An emergency vehicle such as a fire truck, ambulance or police car.

Holy shit that emergicle is going to hit us if we don"t pull off the road.

by Amazing Dee 218! August 29, 2009

emeri nose

Nose of merry people accustomed living in America through migration whom are fancied and gradient end up with. Adapted from living environment.

Some italians almost look like native americans after being come acustom to the wildlife as their emeri noses get red.

by Bluemoonouttatune March 11, 2010

Emereice

Unforgeattable. A keeper for life. Once you've had her you'll never have enough. Sweet and sexy she loves to love. Will cook your favorite meals naked and feed you in bed then lick every part of your body. No other will ever compare.

Yo..can you believe dude got married!? He musta found an Emereice....

Damn you see how happy he looks? That's that Emereice effect.

by Mrs. M. E. M. March 27, 2010

Emergency Flask

Flask of hard liquor kept in Desk drawer at work to take the edge off for when the shit has hit the fan.

My boss had a heart attack and I have to take over all his work, and you're telling me the 66 page payment requisition that was just submitted is wrong and has to be completely redone today by 5pm???

'Yes and its 2:47'

Fuck...wheres the emergency flask...

by yougottabekidding February 21, 2011

Emergency Ketchup

The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.

Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.

*Car runs out of gas*

Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*

by TheWinnerOfTheBattle July 5, 2011

Emergishit

When your bowels suddenly hurt and you're brain says to you "You have 5 minutes to make it to the bathroom or you will shit your pants"

Oh my goodness pull over I have to take an emergishit or I'm going to shit my pants

Al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigishit

by paraleel June 8, 2013