Ethan

The gayest friend I have

Me: Hey Twis, I just smacked Ethan on the ass and he moaned!

Twis: That's just Ethan for you

by Hawkboy45 December 17, 2019

Ethan

The most adorable person in the world <3

Oh he's such an Ethan

by LunaMoon777 December 26, 2019

Ethan

A tall person, who is a red head, that is nice, smart, has friends, and is the G.O.A.T and a christian

Ethan is the best.

by Sheep99 April 23, 2019

Ethan

He is so crazy and annoying and does not work and has to be reminded multiple times to get on task

he also bullies people

Ethan Today was remained 10 times by the teacher to get on task
Ethan today bullied me and called me fat

by Owen bob May 7, 2019

Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.

Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying

by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019

Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019