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bmw driver syndrome

When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.
Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!

Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.

Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
by greavsie458 March 19, 2011
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driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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Chain Drive Wallet

Wallet usually made of leather, usually large size that is carried in a hip pocket and secured to the wearers belt by a chain. Popular with bikers and truck drivers.
The guy was carrying about a thousand dollars in one of those chain drive wallets.
by zboss November 5, 2006
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kyle driver

An aggressive or heated sexual act that is typically accompanied with dirty talk and wrestling moves. This is most often employed by a person with the name Kyle or a person with a close friend named Kyle.
Dave: How was your night last night?

Kyle: Things got so hot, I had to put the Kyle Driver to her.

Dave: Man, it's good to be you.
by uOFuMJ May 15, 2007
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woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.
woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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drive by farming

Where men 50+ who live in Iowa, get in their tractors and farm other peoples crops and then leave at 2 MPHs
by Apul January 19, 2003
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Hard Drive Dan

When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.
Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan
by narjett September 1, 2011
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