1)He is suchhhh a douche bag.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
by IamTruthing. December 14, 2010

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.
by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.
by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018

A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.
by takadirtnap December 15, 2010
