Jasmins personality disorder

Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia

Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder

by Orangeaid July 13, 2020

Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.

D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

Jae Personality Disorder

A disorder discovered by Jazmin Ann Mary Jae Bae Langley Soryu De Souza which is similar to Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), a mental disorder characterized by unstable moods, behavior, and relationships.
Similar to BPD, JPD has erratic behavior such as selfharm, mood swings, highs and lows, narcissistic and gay episodes, delusions, hallucinations, drugs, and obsessions.

If experiencing symptoms of JPD please let your professional therapist or psychiatrist know. JPD is dangerous and can result in permanent brain damage 🤓☝️

“omg you have Jae Personality Disorder … you’re so hot.”

by jaenalbeadfan123 January 13, 2023

Goofy mood disorder

Goofy/ Silly mood Disorder (G/SMD) People who suffer from a serious Disorder that make them uncontrollably Goofy in terms of: „making fun, being quirky etc.“

Often gets misinterpreted as being rude but the real people are the ones who suffer from it Pascal! >:(

A: Lmao you look like youre not getting loved…- B: Thats rude :( .—A: I have as being defined Goofy mood disorder I cant help it…-B: oh my bad

by Geeenio February 19, 2023

compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023