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Urban dictionary

by Channman March 2, 2017
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An online dictionary that has hilarious words that other people made up, but are not "good" enough to be published in an actual dictionary. Along with the word, comes a definition. Most of the time, it's quite funny.
Norman: Hey, what does bitch-me-post mean again?

Simon: I don't know, man, look it up on Urban Dictionary!
by laurene716 July 3, 2011
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How us old fogeys feel less old by understanding what these whippersnappers are saying.
"How the hell do I add my own definition for "urban dictionary"... Oh wow, that is shamefully obvious. Thank god there weren't any youths around to see that."
by twenty-three skedoo June 8, 2017
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The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.
Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW
by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017
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The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.
I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.
by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019
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A once interesting website turned hateful and stupid.
Idiot:Bi Sexual are nothing but, sad confused whore blah,blah,blah. Me: Who says? Idiot:Urban Dictionary
by uglyhater February 24, 2012
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Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.
- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
by Joseph5 June 20, 2016
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