Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew is a beverage/energy drink owned Pepsi (idk why it's cwazy)
Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.

"Yo james, Raj drank Mountain Dew and rizzed up your damn mom!"
"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."

by TheCodingGamer March 19, 2024

luca dewing

luca dewing are normally eggs heads with dead trims, he is commonly spotted playing golf. If you see one beware he might get you to shave his fanta pubes, if they interact with you use simple words like ‘ok’ and approach with caution! his favourite thing is smoking weed so when you are going places with him make sure to bring a lot of joints to share,he often hops around friendgroups and is very eggar for a girlfriend so if he try’s chatting you up makes sure to block immediately, he may get with your best friends and try chatting you up do not think your special if he’s dose he has done it multiple times before, he often runs back to his ex’s when he is done ruining some poor girls life.

me: what’s that coming towards us?
friend: oh it’s annoying orange.
me:what’s that?
friend: just a luca dewing

by anonymous924 June 9, 2022

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Dew Crew

Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.

Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.

by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022

dews-cruise

The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.

Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.

by enricorome February 11, 2010

The Dew

“The Dew” is not a thing, or an object but a way of life. When one is said to have this it means that they are at the highest level of society, and borderline a god. When one has “The Dew” they also are pushing an unfathomable amount of P.

“Have you guys met Isaac yet? That guy for sure has the dew.”

by BarronButtcheekBob March 31, 2022

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024