Dressed for beer

Code for "already naked" or "thinking about getting naked" in any of its forms: past, present, future.

Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.

--Wanna hang out?

-Yeah, but I should warn you I'm dressed for beer

by mmmyesh December 22, 2017

Dressed "en mou"

If you’re wearing anything soft and fluffy and snuggly-wuggly, you’re dressed en mou.

It's sunday and it's cold outside! I'll stay at home dressed "en mou"!

by Tilue March 26, 2017

Dress Like A New Yorker

when you wear so much layers that you look like a fatass

It was snowing a lot yesterday so I had to dress like a new yorker

by YuOfTheNight March 31, 2017

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% June 27, 2016

Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.

Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.

by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016

jet dress

A dress so short that when a girl bends over you can see her cockpit.

That girl is wearing a jet dress. What is that? A dress that is so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit.

by Aehster September 24, 2016

let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016