Made doves cry 

A euphemism for getting it on. Inspired by the iconic 1984 Prince song and his generally undeniable sexual magnetism. The man used his guitar to create a giant penis silhouette during the 2006 Super Bowl halftime show, for crying out loud.

1. I took that girl home and we made doves cry.

2. (Standing outside the door of two people having sex) This is what it sounds like when doves cry. You're a man now.

The word "cry" can be modified to reflect how good the sex was:

3. Girl: He only made doves weep a little.

4. Guy: We totally made doves bawl.

Made doves cry by NewsmanRob January 14, 2011

mental cry 

the act of crying on the inside as a result of being nervous, scared, or excited.

How would you feel if people were to throw you a surprise birthday party?

Semi scared. Probably mental cry! I don't celebrate my birthdays!

mental cry by FS Person May 31, 2010

dont cry for me argentina 

What you say to someone who is whining like a little bitch about things that no one cares about but them.
Or when someone is whining about something that isnt that bad.

Guy 1: Man, I lost 10 bucks on the blackjack table.
Guy 2: Dont Cry for me Argentina, I'm down 2,000 bucks! Let me call you a Wambulance.

dont cry for me argentina by Russ Bus December 19, 2007

Ecstasy Cry Freakout 

When you get high on ecstasy with your friends, find yourself in a backyard gnome garden and fuck your best friends girlfriend. He finds you both, has a giant cry-freakout and runs away making unintelligible weep noises of agony.

We were all having a good time, until he had his Ecstasy Cry Freakout.

Ecstasy Cry Freakout by Kootsiak September 20, 2014

i'm cry 

when you're laughing so hard that you're Crying.

"How did you do on your test?"

"I only got 5 out of 30 xD"

"hahaha, I'm cry

i'm cry by w0e is me May 19, 2018

1-0 cry

Nowadays used to represent the act of taking an L.
Originated in the depths of the PC GTA Online tryhard community, when crews like SUCE, NAVY, SWCC and MWPC used to kill each other. The purpose was to be “up” on your opponents (which means having more total kills, e.g. 36-28) but this was taken to the most extreme point, when getting few kills in the most bizarrely cheap ways led to making your opponent rage (1-0 gg no re, cry).

A - “1-0”
B - “But you killed me while I was chatting”
A - “1-0 cry”
B - “Nah bro that’s a cheap kill”
A - “1-0 gg no re”

1- “Check out this meme”
2- “It sucks, I’ve already seen it one week ago”
1- “But I’ve got it from my favorite meme account on Instagram bro!”
2- “1-0 cry”

1-0 cry by .I. September 5, 2018

you make the baby Jesus cry 

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

you make the baby Jesus cry by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006