Skip to main content

Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.
My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.
by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016
mugGet the Crumb mug.

coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.
I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.
by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024
mugGet the coochie crumbs mug.

body crumbs

body crumbs - a way of describing your dead skin cells, body crumbs are like bread crumbs but from your body.
i hate bathing in all of my body crumbs.
by Sophie.ferg November 15, 2017
mugGet the body crumbs mug.

Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection
My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog
by aqua bandit August 19, 2024
mugGet the Crumb dog mug.

crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.
Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.
by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007
mugGet the crumb freeze mug.

Crumbs

Repealment for "Oh F***"
"Oh Crumbs
by QWERTER-QWERT October 25, 2023
mugGet the Crumbs mug.

granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate
Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.
by mangotango377 March 5, 2021
mugGet the granny crumbs mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email