crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024

Crow

The Crow is the most mysterious bird.
He is compared to death and chaos.
He's smart and scary.
He is also a lord !

"All hail Crow and his entire race."
-You

by ItsTacoGuy November 26, 2017

crows eye

The wrinkles around and attached to the anus

i noticed a few more wrinkles on Maggis crows eye after a long night of Sunday's...

by GDKC December 4, 2017

Dick Crow

getting fucked over or ripped off, usually by someone you consider a friend.

"Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."

by BoltActionBaby February 18, 2015

Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019

Crow's mile

The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.

"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016