Creamy Lom

Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.

Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.

by Ugly rizzlord May 1, 2024

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Creamy Dr.

When you cum in your girl in the parking lot before her gynecologist appointment.

She was nervous so I gave her a creamy Dr.

by Magnificentbastard007 January 17, 2022

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creamy dame

word used to describe BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) often used in conversation to sound more wild and exaggerate the potential of the subject in conversation

Dave: I'm going on holiday soon
Kim: DAMN, you might meet a nice creamy dame there.
Dave: I sure hope so!

by Wild Windy Wendy September 1, 2020

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creamy hamilton

When Mike Pence vividly dreams of a bukake session with the entire cast of Hamilton. Usually on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons.

I can't just bust out a creamy Hamilton right here and now! -Mike Pence

by LaShanda Carver December 18, 2017

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Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

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When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.

Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary

Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework

by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022

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