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Covid Buddy

Covid buddy is someone who handles all your needs during the Corona Pandemic. Physical, mental, emotional.
I met this guy and I chose him to be my covid buddy so I didn’t have to find a boyfriend
by Julio Hones February 8, 2021
mugGet the Covid Buddymug.

Covid-1943

A new variant of the Covid-19 virus originating from those who dosed at Tippers April 19th bicycle day set and refuse to take off their tnf wristband even though its been over 4 years
Dude i wish i could make it to tnf-5 but i still have covid-1943
by Spuntard May 12, 2023
mugGet the Covid-1943mug.

De-Covid

When you wake up and figure out this rona is bs. Fuck this CVBS. CORONA VIRUS BULL SHIT
Once you learn to de-covid yourself and your friends you will be at peace with yourself and the world.
by Joey's corp September 23, 2020
mugGet the De-Covidmug.

Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid showeringmug.

Covid Privilege

To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.
I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL
by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid Privilegemug.

COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
by Dodeki April 3, 2020
mugGet the COVID Cleanmug.

Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"
by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021
mugGet the Covid Noncemug.

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