Cougar’s Cradle

A stoner ritual where a partially spent bowl (the cougar) is lovingly blended with fresh green herb (the cradle) to create a perfectly balanced hit — one seasoned, one innocent. The mix preserves the potency of what remains while awakening it with new life, delivering a smooth, efficient, and spiritually thrifty session.

Used in vaporizers, bowls, or any setup where the half-burned meets the barely-touched.

🗣 “You loading a fresh bowl?”
👑 “Nah, bro… it’s a Cougar’s Cradle tonight. Little old, little new — just how she likes it.”

Cougar’s Cradle by GreenArchivist March 9, 2026

cougar camo

Noun: The strategic outfit a cougar wears to barely blend in with 20s and 30s crowds—tight, trendy, slightly too youthful, but still screaming “experienced” enough to hunt successfully.

“She showed up in cougar camo: low-rise jeans, crop top, and just enough cleavage to bag a few 28-year-olds.”

cougar camo by Gmoneydad April 27, 2026

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

booger sugar cougar 

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.

Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!

booger sugar cougar by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.

Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.

Wine cougar by Wurd Smithe October 19, 2009

rice cougar 

A female of non-Asian descent who is predominantly attracted to much younger Asian males. A cougar is a woman over 40 and hunts for open-minded hot, younger (under 30) men. She enjoys the energy of younger men and their sexual company and prefers not to settle down. A Rice Cougar is not a racist, but is attracted to the exotic appeal of Asian and Asian-American men. See also MILF and rice queen

Roxanne: "Is Juliet still dating Daisuke?"

Winnie: "You know she's a rice cougar! Daisuke was two weeks ago. I saw her with a Chinese guy named Tengfei last night at the bar."

rice cougar by Gina Kohlson January 13, 2009

Friend Cougar

Someone who has few friends his/her own age and prefers to spend time with younger people. This is most common in highschool when a senior/junior is frequently befriending underclassmen.

Hey Chuck! My friend is throwing a party this friday, you should come!

No, Mitch I dont want to go to an 8th Grade party. Your a senior, stop being a friend cougar.

Friend Cougar by HawaiianP0WER November 14, 2011