Definitions by Gmoneydad
cougar camo
Noun: The strategic outfit a cougar wears to barely blend in with 20s and 30s crowds—tight, trendy, slightly too youthful, but still screaming “experienced” enough to hunt successfully.
“She showed up in cougar camo: low-rise jeans, crop top, and just enough cleavage to bag a few 28-year-olds.”
cougar camo by Gmoneydad April 27, 2026