cooter papy

vagina, pussy, box, cunt, twat, vag hole, beaver,bearded clam, poon,poon tang, slit, mans best friend, monky, happy place, lube machine, vag, reason for divorce, reason guys are broke, why i go to your moms house, or any other slang word for the female reproductive organ.

Last night i ate your moms cooter papy

your girlfriend needs to shave her bearded clam or i aint going to touch her cooter papy

by COOTER PAPY June 18, 2008

Cooter Scooter

When a man ejaculates into a vagina without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.

Fred just washed his sheets, so after cumming in Susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.

by Duncan O'Toole August 3, 2009

pooter cooter

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

Down the cooter

To hit someone straight down off the map with authority in the game cube game super smash bro's melee.

"holy crap, drew hit me down the cooter again! Thats it no more falco for drew"

by Captain0822 December 22, 2006

Cooter punch

When you slurp a female's cum out of her vagina

"I'm gonna go get me some of that cooter punch today," said Tommy
#wetpussy

by MetalStoner420 May 24, 2018

Cooter Crickets

Crabs contained in the cooter.

ML has some sick ass cooter crabs.

by B.Schiff and ML February 26, 2005

cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004