Congrats Mr. Jergus

You solved it

Congrats Mr. Jergus

by someone you know at Tas December 29, 2020

Contact

having sexual intercourse with your spouse, one night stand, or quickies

1st person: girl what took y’all so long
2nd person: we just had contact in the bathroom

by Dudeitzrachel February 13, 2021

Congrats

A word people use because they can’t spell congratjulsasions

Alex: Congrats on the job Mike!
John: Yeah mike, congratjulasjions.
John: Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard.
Mike: We’re talking face to face.

by Popcorn Inhaler April 20, 2021

Contrabsequious

A word used in contemporary written communications (e.g. texts, emails, and social media posts) written to prove that the receiver of the message is a dumbass who will look up nonsensical words in a futile attempt to seem more intelligent.

Person 1: Did you hear that Weez looked up the word contrabsequious?

Person 2: Did he really? What a dumbass!

by Seriouslyweezer? May 8, 2021

congrats

the word everyone uses in a card because they cant spell congratjulashions

hey john, congrats on the job promotion!

by baka sussy balls among us November 22, 2021

Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

my man read diary of a wimpy kid and transtaied the end.

i went to tbidnbejdfnjre Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

by PRAYFORLECHONK June 4, 2022

contact bi

A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.

Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.

"Hey, want to go camping next week?"

"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022