Conservapedia

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Person #1: I went on Conservapedia today.

Person #2: You must be really smart now.

Person #1: I got an A on my test 25 minutes afterward.

by Illinoisian November 25, 2018

closet conservative

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.

Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.

by fuckingay January 8, 2008

Conservative

A lowly creature that seeks to be relevant in mordern times, someone whos only platform should be the circus.

Normal person: whats a conservative?
Normal person 2: oh you know obe of thise cretin always jabbering "Gawd, gunz n cuntry..hyuk hyuk" (insert banjo tune)

by I'm superior to you November 30, 2021

Anime Conservatives

An anime fan who becomes enraged when an anime distributor/liscensor/adapter (such as FUNimation or Viz Media) releases something other than anime. This usually happens when it comes to live-action shows and movies.

"What the hell is this!? This isn't anime! It's not even Japanese!"

"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"

"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."

by Karashou May 31, 2016

Conservative

The normal political party.

“Conservative” a rational person that doesn’t have his head up his own ass

by Taytertott February 23, 2021

ice cream conservation

A conservation during enjoying ice cream.

A typical ice cream conservation at a café:

Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!

Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!

by krimzon rox July 6, 2010

Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009