me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.

Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!

by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008

¿requires va ir coma con mi?

spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.

by james short March 21, 2007

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

by oofwhy November 7, 2021

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 9, 2015

mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.

by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

Bing-Con

When bing's search results are so poor you begin to doubt your own sanity. Derived as a parody of 'ret-conned'

"I really got confused when I looked up the definition of sakes, truly was a bing-con"

by JoyEmpire August 5, 2021

con dog

A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.

Guy:Here comes con dog.
Girl:ooh who’s con dog?

by F.A.B.0234 June 7, 2018