Clusterfucksterpiece

(noun) clusterfucksterpiece = clusterfuck(mass amount of fuck) master piece (mass amount of amazing)

something generally describing the outcome of an event as another even with both extremes of good and bad coming out at either all at once or over time

Well they have really good make-up sex every time they stop fighting so their relationship is sort of a clusterfucksterpiece.

by cantastic March 6, 2011

clusterfucky

All fucked up! To the extreme

Gina would like to use her garage more but David has it all clusterfucky.

by mbm1021 January 7, 2016

clustercuck

A cuck who watches his girl get gangbanged

Man 1: yo did you hear that Kevin got clustercucked by his girl?

by Taki Senshi October 30, 2017

clustermite

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite

by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020

Clusterfuck of Shit Cunts

Phrase: To be surrounded by a group of people who are all of the lowest quality and whom all deserve a seriously incurable rash of the cock and/or vag region. .

E.g. What happened to you at the pub the other night? Oh bro - I left real early as I found myself surrounded by a clusterfuck of Shit Cunts

by Dsinna October 28, 2020

domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.

So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!

by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011

Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.

I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.

by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011