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Clutter Fuck

It's when you tie up someone, slit their throat and proceed to have sexual intercourse with them through the hole in their throat. Mixture of the word Clutter, as in the Clutter Family Murders, made famous in 1965 by Truman Capote's famous book, In Cold Blood. And the word Fuck, which means to have sex.
Dude, I totally Clutter Fucked this family last night.

The news said that a family was killed by Clutter Fuck last night.
by tvb311 December 19, 2015
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clutters

He likes to be rude to his friends and he is very fake. He is also charming just from his fake toughness. But he will do anything for his family. If you mess with him he might come after you but he prolly won’t succeed.
Dang that clutters is a pussy ass bitch!
by Oaks nation June 10, 2018
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cliterection

The hardening or erecting of ones clitoris. Usually caused by lapdances on the back of a band bus
Lap Dance Recipiant: " Damn your giving me a cliterection

" I got a cliterection from looking at brad pitt"
by mellophoneponer November 1, 2007
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clitterdick

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".
I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!
by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006
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cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
by Gloves January 9, 2008
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Crusty Critter

A term for People who call people gay or say a person has done homosexual acts or tells people that they smell, look, or sound gay.
He talks about people being gay so much he must be a Crusty Critter. Crusty Critter
by notyourjoebudy January 1, 2011
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cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)
Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.
by flashbol00 October 18, 2011
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