post-christian

A person who attempts to preserve a non-theological version of the God of Christianity. Basically, a person who wants to be a "good person" without all of the crap and melodrama usually associated with religion.

Person 1: Hey dude. Are you an agnostic or something? I see you're not into the church thing anymore.

Person 2: I'm a little wiser now. I'm a post-christian.

by Jaime G May 15, 2008

census christian

A person who claims to be a Christian but the only way anyone could tell is because the person is listed as 'christian' on a census. the person claims to be a Christian but lives in no way like one.

Ha! She's a Christian? More like a Census Christian! She lives without the slightest regard to anything Christianity is!

by blambam June 16, 2010

internet christian

An angry churchian who trolls internet sites screeching about their right to push G-d off onto anyone;

They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.

They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.

They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.

Butters worth is an "internet Christian" with self righteous proclivities.

by Matlockmominthecafe December 17, 2013

rancho christian

A school with a bunch of soft people and lesbians. This school is full of shit and everyone cries for everything. The teachers are a bunch of shits that only care about a fucking hat but dont wipe their asses before checking other peoples.

Rancho christian "Have you heard of rancho satan?"

by Raiderfan294 March 4, 2017

faith christian academy

terrible school

faith christian academy has a terrible principal (caves)

by nononojsndnnf August 27, 2018

shiloh hills christian school

Racist muhfuckas who don't know shit. All the girls are total bitches and the boys are total fuckboys. All of them are shit bruh.

Don't go to Shiloh hills Christian school !! It's a mistake

by Nofuckboys11 June 25, 2015

Christian Rock

A sub-genre of rock that will always be second-rate due to atheists' superior headbanging skills.

Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Christian rock?
Guy 2: Sorry, dude, atheists are just too good at headbanging.
Guy 1: How come they're so good?
Guy 2: Christians believe in standing upright at all times, like Jesus.
Guy 1: Jesus wasn't standing upright when he was dragging his cross.
Guy 2: Yeah, well, look what happened to him.
Guy 1: So you're saying that lack of faith in a divine power will make one more hardcore?
Guy 2: For a beginner you're pretty good at disbelief. Kudos.

by aman13 January 27, 2011