Charles

a gay

a charles fucked me in the ass lastnight!

by heilthekkk May 6, 2018

charlesed

Charlesed can also refer to being killed in a game (like DoTA) by a shitty player. It is used to express outrage at being owned by some dipshit with a room-temperature IQ and a fully upgraded Dagon.

That mother fucker just Charlesed me! I had like 80 life left and he used his fucking Dagon? Is he fucking retarded?

by Eric MacKay May 10, 2005

the case of charles dexter ward

One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:

"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."

If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

Charles

An extremely selfish guy, everything he does is for his benefit and his benefit only. He doesn't care about others feelings, only about his own. Never believe any promises he makes, as he is very likely to break them according to his liking. But watch out because he knows how to sweet talk. He almost always gets what he wants, and he is very proud of it. He must enjoy breaking girls hearts.

Yeah, Charles will just break her heart too

by full of smiles September 27, 2010

charles darwin middle school

The school that kids from "My gym partner's a monkey" go to. The show is pretty much pointless. It's about a boy named Adam Lion and he is moved to Charles Darwin Middle (Charles Darwin the theory of evolution). So, he gets a gym partner thats a monkey with a huge ass and its pretty much about hijinks of a boy with problems and a monkey with an ass he likes to show off.

Charles Darwin Middle School is a place for learning.

by Stevepower August 10, 2006

Charmed

The worlds best show on ever. Every one I know watches. My teacher , My friends and of course me! its about 3 sisters who are (good) witches kicking deamon, and worlock butt! Piper is the oldest, then pheobe, and then the half sister and the best sister Paige! they have amazing powers and its on on tnt every weekday from 5 to 7 o clock. SO WATCH IT! yay!

OH shoot! its 5:00 why am i standing outside? charmed is on. bye (Then i sprint off) I need to watch my favorite girls Pheobe, Paige and piper, and of course the hot Chris perry Halliwell! oh yea

Me: have u ever seen the show charmed? it rox sox off\
Person no i have not
Me:well u should and if u dont and u dont like it i will hate u forever!

by Paige matthews/ j the charmed monkey June 11, 2006

Carled

To get knocked out by your wife.

Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.

by Oral Hershizer October 30, 2006