dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.

“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
“I think there’s dudes in your cereal”

by doggy_047 October 3, 2025

Cereal

Pussy

I was gonna hang out with the boys but my lady wants to give me some cereal tonight.

by GaussValiro September 2, 2018

Cereal

A type of breakfast soup with sugar and milk as its primary ingredients, commonly eaten as a midnight or afternoon snack. Most commonly consumed by young children, stoners and adults who aren’t bothered to cook.

Dave- What are you eating for breakfast

Stove- I feel like eating cereal
Dave- ok

by elijahlover999 December 28, 2021

Cereal

A type of soup, usually eaten cold.

I like eating cereal!

by Very very very very very hot g May 13, 2025

Cereal

A form of breakfast meant to be refrigerated.

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.

by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011

cereal hour

Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.

OHH RiteAid is having a sale on Honey Bunches of Oats. I'm going on fucking cereal hour!

by gulsk329 July 9, 2010

gateway cereal

A slightly sweet cereal that leads you into eating other, sweeter, cereals.

"It has been established that Honey Nut Cheerios is a gateway cereal that often leads to Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch." - From Adult Swim: America Loves Lists: Hemptastic

by chofero November 3, 2010