He’s very smart you just wouldn’t expect him to be. He’s handsome and strong, a hard worker. When he loves he loves hard. He makes you his one and only and loves you unconditionally. Don’t take him for granted because he’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. He’s great with kids. He tries to please everyone and sometimes forgets about himself. He puts everyone else first. He’ll do anything to make the ones he loves happy. He’ll be a love you’ll never forget.
by Live.life January 6, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."
by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024
Get the The Billy Carson Effectmug. A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012
Get the A Carson that is a kissermug. The act of slurping an anus like a vacuum cleaner.
Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
by Justthefactswithk January 6, 2025
Get the Carson cagingmug. A male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!
carson likes it in the ass
by yeyyyy January 4, 2020
Get the carsonmug. 
He is so awesome, he is the best, especially if his last name is Pollock. he is the best a cookie clicker and Zelda. If he is best friends with a guy named Ryan, they are both awesome.he is the best at every thing
by ThFDSWuiiufrt January 14, 2019
Get the Carsonmug.