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cannon rock

a rock version of Pachabell's Cannon... originally arranged by JerryC, first posted video on youtube was played by funtwo, and posted by guitar90, under the title guitar

ever since many copycats(most of which are not as good as the original), and competators (those who actually arranged there own version and played it almost as better, or better than funtwo) have all posted "thier" version of cannon rock

the original version holds over 40 million views... and it is likely that it will hold its place as one of youtubes greatest hits... forever
n00b: have you seen that guy on youtube play a rock version of that one classical song

hackologue: I PLAYED A VERSION OF THAT U N00B!

dude: yea, it's called cannon rock u n00B
by Panthean April 23, 2008
mugGet the cannon rockmug.

Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy
As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.
by Pickerson July 20, 2010
mugGet the Cannon Ballsmug.

baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.
Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.
by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011
mugGet the baby cannonmug.

Ride the cannon

When someone is acting like they're cool and are strutting about.
"Look at that girl..I'm going to try and pull her. I'm going to have to ride the cannon."
by suiclem August 14, 2006
mugGet the Ride the cannonmug.

noobie cannon

A gun, most often in Counter Strike or a similar video game that is so good that nobody except a n00b uses it.
"Stop using the noobie cannon, you lamez0r!"
by dogfish October 16, 2006
mugGet the noobie cannonmug.

man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums
by Dr C Swagger February 23, 2014
mugGet the man the cannonmug.

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